i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
