the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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