you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
