For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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