with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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