IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
