Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
