How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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