my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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