Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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