omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wish I only lived at night.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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