Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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