i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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