He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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