Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's not a walk of shame if you run
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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