Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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