Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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