Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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