Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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