NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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