Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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