so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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