Buhtt sex?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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