Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
