We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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