i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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