"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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