I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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