Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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