There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
do nipples grow back?
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