We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
