Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
