Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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