New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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