He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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