Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
