so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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