I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize
