Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up under a house in Key West
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