He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im six kinds of drunk right now
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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