why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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