2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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