i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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