I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
be right there i have to get my cape
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Randomize