I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
My breasts were aching with rage.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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