So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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