It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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