She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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