I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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