why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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