Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Come see our sink grown plant.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Dignity is for republicans.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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