He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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