Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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