it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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